Jilly Ill

May 22

I thought you would like this

May 01

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The new standards due to the Secret Service prostitution scandal

-detailed briefings before each trip that will include safety precautions and any necessary designations of establishments and areas that are “off limits” for Secret Service personnel

-foreigners are banned from Secret Service hotel rooms at all times, except for hotel staff and host nation law enforcement and government officials on official business

-Secret Service personnel are prohibited from going to a “non reputable establishment.”

-U.S. laws apply to Secret Service personnel when traveling, rendering invalid the excuse that specific activity is legal in the foreign country, the officials said.

-moderate alcohol consumption is allowed when off duty, but prohibit alcohol consumption within 10 hours of reporting for duty or at any time when at the hotel where the protected official is staying.

UMMMM, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY THESE WERE NOT LAWS ALREADY IN PLACE. C’MON GOVERNMENT, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!

Apr 19

Apr 01

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Mar 30

Mar 23

(Source: jasonbeattie)

Mar 22

A greenhouse made of windows… so cool.

A greenhouse made of windows… so cool.

Feb 10

YOU & I

YOU & I

This will be my child and his name will be Leonardo.

This will be my child and his name will be Leonardo.

Feb 07

Does anyone know how I can get into Jay Walker’s private library? I could easily spend the rest of my life in there and be happy. 

Does anyone know how I can get into Jay Walker’s private library? I could easily spend the rest of my life in there and be happy. 

Jan 30

Brilliant!

Brilliant!

“You smell like Craigslist” — Kurt Hummel

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Jan 26

OMG, I have to have this sweater!!!! Do you think Karl will make me one too?

OMG, I have to have this sweater!!!! Do you think Karl will make me one too?